May 2012
11 posts
My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick...
Bar Hopping with the Bestie=
Good times
Good Drinks
Great laughs
and…
Amazing pizza
When someone asks what you & your best friend are...
sodamnrelatable:
Gay Best Friend Makes the BEST Roommate
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
apriki:
And Hitler was like:
And Goebbels was like:
And Rommel was like:
And Stalin was like:
And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want”
And FDR was like:
And Mussolini was like:
Even fucking Hirohito was like:
April 2012
16 posts
March 2012
9 posts
Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
doing this because I'm bored. haha
1. had sex? yes
2. bought condoms? yes
3. gotten pregnant? no
4. failed a class? yes
5. kissed a boy? yes
6. kissed a girl? yes
7. used a little paper bag for lunch? yes
8. had a job? yes
9. slipped on ice? yes
10. missed the school bus? yeah
11. left the house without my wallet? yes
12. bullied someone on the internet? no
13. sexted? yes
14. had sex in public? yes
15. played on a sports team? yes
16. smoked weed? yeah
17. smoked cigarettes? yeah
18. smoked a cigar? yes
19. drank alcohol? yeah
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? yes
21. been overweight? yes
22. been underweight? no
23. had an eating disorder? no
24. been to a wedding? yes
25. made fun of someone for being fat? no
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yeah
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? yeah
28. been late for work? yes
29. been late for school? Yeah
30. kissed in the rain? yes
31. showered with someone else? yes
32. failed my drivers test? no
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? yes
34. been outside my home country? nope
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yes
36. had lice? yes
37. gotten my heart broken? yes
38. had a credit card? yes
39. been to a professional sports game? yes
40. broken a bone? yes
41. been unhappy about my weight? yes
42. won a trophy? yes
43. cut myself? yes
44. had an STD? no
45. got engaged? no
46. been on a diet? yes
47. tried out to be on a tv show? no
48. rode in a taxi? no
49. been to prom? yes
50. played a drinking game? yes
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? yes
52. been to a concert? yes
53. had a three-some? yes
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes
55. been in a car accident? yes
56. had braces? yes
57. learned another language? kinda
58. killed an animal? yes
59. been at a yard sale? yes
60. been to a japanese steakhouse? yes
61. wore make up? yes
62. talked to someone via webcam? yes
63. lost my virginity before I was 16? yes
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? yes
65. kissed someone a different race than myself? yes
66. snuck out of the house? yes
67. bought porn? yes
68. had a virus on my computer? yes
69. had oral sex? yes
70. dyed my hair? yes
71. gone skinny dipping? yes
72. graduated from college? no
73. wore someone else’s clothes? yes
74. voted in a presidential election? yes
75. rode in an ambulance? yes
76. rode in a helicopter? no
77. caught the stove on fire? yes
78. got in a verbal fight? yes
79. met someone famous? yes
80. been on vacation? yes
82. been on a boat? yes
81. been on an airplane? yes
83. broken something expensive? yes
84. had surgery? yes
85. kissed someone before I was 14? yes
86. beat a video game? yes
87. found something valuable on the ground? yes
88. made a survey? yes
89. stalked someone on a social network? yes
90. prank called someone? yes
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? yes
91. been to a library outside of school? yes
93. cut my hair and hated it? yes
94. peed outside? yes
95. went fishing? yes
96. helped with charity? yes
97. taken a pregnancy test? yes
98. been rejected by a crush? no
99. been suspended from school? yes
100.broken a mirror? yes
February 2012
27 posts
ITS VALENTINES DAY SO ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS.
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
3. Do you have a crush?
4. Who is your crush?
5. Are you a virgin?
6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
7. Who is your Valentine?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
15. How do you know when you're in love?
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
22. What's your "type"?
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
30. What's something that always turns you on?
Straight girls are friends -- Not food.
wittyurltobethoughtoflater:
hahahahahahahahaha